wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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There's my tractor.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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