- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What do you call an blank test? an F

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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