- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A woman walks into a bar.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Water? I hardly know her.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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