Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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minorities

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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