You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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obama

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Continents are large islands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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