- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Good job, son.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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