- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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