- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Thats what she said

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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