- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

time to spruce up!

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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