Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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hi dave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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