Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What the hell are you doing?

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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