What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Know what's funny? Jokes.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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