- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

a person who will soon die of beeties

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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