why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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My mom

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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A blind man watches TV

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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