What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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