- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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