- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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