- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What did the old man say? Im old

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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