- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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