Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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