Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Nickelback

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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