- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

I have aids

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the old man say? Im old

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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