What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

This is not a joke.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

pull my finger (farts)

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

I'd like to make a withdraw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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