- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Penis

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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