- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

nice tits.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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