- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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