a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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