What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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YO FACE

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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oh hey.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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WNBA

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