Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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YO FACE

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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i have two hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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