Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

2 + 2 = 4

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

why does the man appear fat he is

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did? Yes

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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