- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

your face

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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