- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What did the snake say to the rat?

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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