- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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