What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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