A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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