- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Yanter, Look it up

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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