- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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