What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Ham sandwich

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Stop. Seriously stop.

I love you

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

WILLY

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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