What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

your mama so old, shes dead.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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