- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

what has genitial warts? me

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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