- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

You know what's funny? A well told joke

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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