A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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