- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

-knock knock! -doors open

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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