What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Lindsay Lohan

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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