- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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