Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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knock knock

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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