- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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