Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Obama.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Justin Beiber

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irish man drinking john smiths

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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