- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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