What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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An Aisian failed a test

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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