What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Urban ghettos

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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