Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Major League Soccer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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