- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Knock knock knock OCD

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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