- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

why am I writing this...im bored

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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