- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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