- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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