If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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