- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

WOMENS RIGHTS

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Fart

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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