Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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One time i was sitting down

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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