what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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