- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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