- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

when debbie meets downer

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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