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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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