- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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