- Anti Joke

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Can midgets still have big dreams?

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!