- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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kennah campion when she talks

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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